Um, hi. Sallie Mae rocks my universe.
I have been biting my nails, wondering how in the name of all that is holy I am supposed to pay my student loans. And then, in a moment of sheer genius, I went to the Sallie Mae website, where I discovered that I qualify for
Dun dun DUNNNNNNN
Income Sensitive Repayments.
I am imagining the sound of those three words amplified into a stadium, with loads of reverb.
I think I just lost 15 pounds of stress weight!
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OMFG. I *just* realized the last word of your blog title is "exit" and not "exist."
WHY DID NO ONE INFORM ME OF SUCH?!
I am no editor, I tells you.
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